Are You Making These Farting Mistakes?

Time for some fun.
Let me share this very embarrassing incident that happened to me. I once had the urge to release a quantity of wind in the most embarrassing circumstance. I was visiting my to-be parents-in-law for the first time. I kept a close watch on what I was doing all day. I had skipped lunch when I thought I was feeling some flatulence. By even…